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Post by CanuckBob on Thu Aug 23, 2012 9:01 am

A man in a Florida supermarket tries to buy half a head of lettuce. The very young produce assistant tells him that they sell only whole heads of lettuce. The man persists and asks to see the manager. The boy says he'll ask his manager about it.

Walking into the back room, the boy said to his manager, "Some jerk wants to buy half a head of lettuce."

As he finished his sentence, he turned to find the man standing right behind him, so he added, "And this gentleman has kindly offered to buy the other half."

The manager approved the deal, and the man went on his way. Later the manager said to the boy, "I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of that
situation earlier. We like people who think on their feet here. Where are
you from, son?"

“Canada, sir,” the boy replied.

"Well, why did you leave Canada?" The manager asked.

The boy said, “Sir, there's nothing but whores and hockey players up there.”

“Really?” said the manager. “My wife is from Canada.”

“No kidding?” replied the boy.

"Which team did she play for"????


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Post by hockables on Thu Aug 23, 2012 9:26 am

CanuckBob wrote:A man in a Florida supermarket tries to buy half a head of lettuce. The very young produce assistant tells him that they sell only whole heads of lettuce. The man persists and asks to see the manager. The boy says he'll ask his manager about it.

Walking into the back room, the boy said to his manager, "Some jerk wants to buy half a head of lettuce."

As he finished his sentence, he turned to find the man standing right behind him, so he added, "And this gentleman has kindly offered to buy the other half."

The manager approved the deal, and the man went on his way. Later the manager said to the boy, "I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of that
situation earlier. We like people who think on their feet here. Where are
you from, son?"

“Canada, sir,” the boy replied.

"Well, why did you leave Canada?" The manager asked.

The boy said, “Sir, there's nothing but whores and hockey players up there.”

“Really?” said the manager. “My wife is from Canada.”

“No kidding?” replied the boy.

Very Happy " Which team did she play for? " Very Happy

U gotta finish yer jokes Bobby

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Post by CanuckBob on Thu Aug 23, 2012 9:31 am

Jajajaja.......I fixed it.
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Post by viajero on Thu Aug 23, 2012 9:52 am

I was wondering about that too.It' much funnier with the punchline. Very Happy

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Post by Ronald on Thu Aug 23, 2012 8:21 pm

I think it was perfect the first time..... it left the manager wondering if he knew everything about his wife.

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