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Post by johninajijic on Thu Jul 26, 2012 10:20 am

Mick and Paddy

Stew died in a fire and his body was burned pretty
badly.

The morgue needed someone to identify the body,
so they sent for his two best friends, Mick and Paddy.

The three men had always done everything together.

Mick arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back
the sheet Mick said, 'Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll him over.'

The mortician rolled him over and Mick said, 'Nope,
ain't Stew.'

The mortician thought this was rather strange.

So he brought Paddy in to confirm the identity of the
body.

Paddy looked at the body and said, 'Yup, he's pretty
well burnt up. Roll him over.'

The mortician rolled him over and Paddy said, 'No, it
ain't Stew.'

The mortician asked, 'How can you tell?'

Paddy said, 'Well, Stew had two arseholes.'

'What? He had two arseholes?' asked the mortician.

'Yup, we never seen 'em, but everybody used to say:

There's Stew with them two arseholes.'

To all: Be careful with whom you associate with. LOL

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Post by Walter on Thu Jul 26, 2012 12:13 pm

John- You finally made me smile! Very Happy
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