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Post by CanuckBob on Sun Apr 29, 2012 8:58 am

AMAZING SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES: THESE REALLY WORK!!


1. TO AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES, GET SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.

2. TO AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT - USE THE SINK.

3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. [REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER.]

4. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.

5. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES - YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.

6. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.

7. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.
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Post by Big Daddy Mexico on Sun Apr 29, 2012 9:01 am

CanuckBob wrote:AMAZING SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES: THESE REALLY WORK!!


1. TO AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES, GET SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.

2. TO AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT - USE THE SINK.

3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. [REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER.]

4. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.

5. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES - YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.

6. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.

7. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.

Bob, why are the Vancouver Canucks and Possums the same?

They play dead at home and are killed on the road.
lol!
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Post by CanuckBob on Sun Apr 29, 2012 9:07 am

Jajaja......... and as stated earlier, they are like the Titanic. They both look good until they hit the ice.
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Post by Big Daddy Mexico on Sun Apr 29, 2012 9:13 am

Can't say much about my team either. They went up in Flames. LOL Seven helpful home remedies 851398
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Post by CanuckBob on Sun Apr 29, 2012 9:18 am

They need to be rid of all the Sutters once and for all. Probably time to deal with Iginla and Kippersoff too..........
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Post by Big Daddy Mexico on Sun Apr 29, 2012 9:36 am

CanuckBob wrote:They need to be rid of all the Sutters once and for all. Probably time to deal with Iginla and Kippersoff too..........

Be nice now... I grew up with Rich and Ronnie and the oldest, Gary was my coach in Vegreville. I know the family quite well.

But you are right, personal feelings aside. They gotta go. Need new blood. Brought my Jarome Iginla jersey to Mexico with me. haven't worn it yet. LOL
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