With all the concern here about home security. . .

by Mainecoons Tue Apr 24, 2012 4:55 pm

Here is a low tech system worth looking at. Note that the note must be translated to Spanish and posted in both languages:

HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM

1. Go to Academy and buy a pair of size 14-16 men's work boots.

2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.

3. Put four giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads ......

Bubba,

Bertha, Duke, Slim, & I went for more ammo and beer. Be back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls. They got the mailman this morning and messed him up bad. I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside. Be right back.

Cooter