cowboy gets married

A young cowboy and his girlfriend decided to elope and get married. The next afternoon they ran off to a nearby city and found a preacher to marry them. The young cowboy and his new bride were so excited they decided to go to get a hotel room and celebrate. Upon entering the hotel and going to the check in desk the young cowboy declared that they had just got married and that they wanted the best suite in the place. Congratulations replied the desk clerk would you like the Bridal ? Naw replied the cowpoke i'll just hold her by the ears till she gets used to it!