I’m the man

Trump will not be convicted of any crimes because the Feds and the state charges against him were in error. Technically he should have been charged in Juvenile court since he is a 9 year old.

Actually 9 year olds are much more mature. When he crosses his arms and puts on that twisted pursed lips pouty face, he looks just like a two year old who's just been told they can't have a cookie half an hour before dinner.

I honestly can't recall ever seeing an adult pull the extremely childish faces that Trump does. He was obviously emotionally abused and emotionally stunted from the time he was a toddler. If he wasn't so vile, I'd feel sorry for him.

I had a friend who, if she banged her leg on a table, or otherwise minorly hurt herself, whereas other adults would just say "ouch", or nothing at all, would do this protracted "Oooowww!!!" thing in a really whiney 5 year old voice, way out of proportion to what had happened.
She was 5 years old was when her father started sexually abusing her and her mother slapped her across the face and told her never to lie again, when she told her what daddy had done.

That breathy little girl voice Ivanka speaks in? I have my suspicions about that. In addition to the comments Trump has made about her body that most fathers would be disgusted by, there are several photos of her draped across daddy's legs as a long-legged teenager in a short skirt, long past the age when most parents and children would find that appropriate.