Itchy needs a new screen name

I don't think I've ever had a physical reaction to a screen name before Itchy. I dunno, when I see that name and I just gotta scratch something. I know Senior Itch is a good ol' boy and a new grandpappy but seeing his new avatar with him holding that baby just kinda flips me out, it's like "Itchy, put that baby down!" So with mosquito season just around corner Itchy, I'm begging ya. How about something like Happygrampy, Felizcodger, Mindyourownbusinessbob? If nothing else, do it for the baby!

How about diaperitch, a two-fer.

I might like being called Carlos Slim or Bill Gates, or something along those lines.

Grampy Steve..... congrats!! :)

How about Slim Billy? That way,you can have a bit of both. Lizzy

Who in the world is Itchy? And why does he or she need a new screen name. I was itchy once, turned out to be pubic lice, but not sure that is a good screen name. grin. Zoey

So Senior Itchy, how about a contest to get you a new and improved screen name? I'm sure ModBob would be happy to put up his newly restored corvette as first prize. You've got a grandson now and need to think of his legacy. Do you want him to go into the future known as a grand-sonofanitch?

How about something nice like: ibong

R-Bob ~ That's very original. I like it, but will Itchy? Lizzy

Thank you Lizzy, I hope he will like it. Of course he could go the other way with a name like Sackrash, bloodypustule or Maggotsnot and then I'd have to poke an eye out.

ROTFLMAO!!! More drugs. It can only get better! Lizzy

I'll try Walter for awhile. How do I change it?

Huzzah for Sir Walter. L

Whoohoooo, thank you Walter! And for being such a sporting fellow how about we host one of our famous Sunday brunches for your next visit? Of course you'll approve the invitation list and select any special libations, and I'll supply the Bud.

(Sir Walter, nice one Lizzy)

You're on Bob! I doubt it'll be any fun. I'll probably bring a yo-yo to entertain myself til the tequila kicks in.

I'm just trying out "Walter". He is the image that I always conjure up when I read any posts WRITTEN BY JOHN. So not sure if I can take that "til death do us part".

I think being Walter might be all right. Be nasty, no apology. We'll see.

Aahh, the definition of a curmudgeon.
You know Walt, you might just enjoy this. Lizzy

Walter lost both of his arms in a car accident. When he recovered in the hospital, he found that he was useless and decided to commit suicide by jumping out of a 10th-story window. As he looked down from the window, he saw a man with no arms just like him dancing wildly and happily on the street. He decided to find out what made this man so happy.

Arriving on the street, he asked, "Hey, brother, stop dancing for a minute and tell what your secret is that you are so happy."

The dancing man responded, "What do you mean, happy? Hell no! I feel itchy like hell in my ass, but I can't reach it."