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Post by CHILLIN on Tue Apr 02, 2019 12:50 pm

Any interest here on starting a thread with worplay and puns?

Here is one to start:
What wears a tiny green suit, is the color of a pot of gold under a rainbow, but falls apart when you pick it up?


A Leper Corn!
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Post by CHILLIN on Tue Apr 02, 2019 12:54 pm

Another? Did you know the AI programmers for Siri had to sift through 2,000 wordplay jokes for the machine?

Ha - mildly amusing
Haha - laughing
Hahaha - sarcastic laughing
Hahahaha - Staying Alive
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Post by CanuckBob on Tue Apr 02, 2019 2:46 pm

What's green and smells like pork?

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Post by CHILLIN on Tue Apr 02, 2019 3:21 pm

That;s an old one - Kermits fingers after he dates Miss Piggy. Speaking of dating........

Internet dating - the odds are good but the goods are odd !
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Post by CanuckBob on Wed Apr 03, 2019 10:03 am

Huh??? No moldy pork loin.

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Post by SunFan on Wed Apr 03, 2019 10:42 am

Are you two guys a Vaudeville team?

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Post by CHILLIN on Thu Apr 04, 2019 11:31 am

Me? I'm more of a pupil of Professor Henny Youngman. Especially when I am with Doctors, and get nervous, I tell a stream of Henny Youngman doctor jokes - they seem to enjoy them. But a fan of the duos such as Smothers Brothers and Rowen and Martin.
Today these are often called "Dad Jokes", which embarassing come up into families over and over, into senior years, and then lovingly passed on to younger generations. In my younger days we called them "Groaners". I like the edgier ones, not suitable for younger ones.

Anyways, here is a list of 40 "Dad Jokes" to terrorize you family with!
http://pun.me/pages/dad-jokes.php
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Post by cerebrozo on Fri Apr 05, 2019 8:56 am

uno con español e ingles combinados (one with Spanish and English combined):

¿Cómo se escribe calcetines? (How do you spell socks?)
Eso sí que es. (Yes, that’s right.)


(Hint: Must say the Spanish phrase out loud . . .)
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Post by CHILLIN on Fri Apr 05, 2019 3:51 pm

My dad always used to say "The first rule of theatre is to always leave them wanting more". Good man, terrible anaesthetist.
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Post by CanuckBob on Fri Apr 05, 2019 4:54 pm

TACOCAT

Means the same thing spelt forward or backward.

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Post by SunshineyDay on Fri Apr 05, 2019 7:18 pm

Kinda like Bob.

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