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Post by martygraw on Sat Aug 27, 2011 10:22 am

A man walked out to the street and caught a taxi going by.
He got into the taxi, and the cabbie said "Perfect timing. You're just like Brian!"

Passenger: "Who?"

Cabbie: "Brian Sullivan. He's a guy who did everything right all the time.
Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happen like that to Brian Sullivan,
every single time."

Passenger: "There are allways a few clouds over everybody."

Cabbie: "Not Brian Sullivan. He was a teriffic athlete.
He could have won the grand slam at tennis. He could golf with
the pros. He sang like a opera baritone and danced like a Broadway
star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an
amazing guy"

Passenger: :Sounds like he was realy somthing special."

Cabbie: "Theres more. He had a memory like a computer. He
remembered everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine,
which foods to order and which fork to eat them with.
He could fix anything. Not like me.
I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Brian Sullivan,
he could do everything right."

Passenger: "Wow. Some kind of guy then."

Cabbie: He allways knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid
traffic jams. Not like me, I allways seem to get stuck in them.
But Brian, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to
treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her
back even if she was in the wrong, and his clothing was always
immaculate, shoes allways highly polished too. He was the perfect
man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to
Brian Sullivan."

Passenger: "Amazing fellow. How did you meet him?"

Cabbie: "Well, I never actually met Brian.
I'M MARRIED TO HIS FUCKING WIDOW.''
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Post by Parker on Sat Aug 27, 2011 11:11 am

This is good. HaHaHa!!!

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