Dead Cow
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Dead Cow
THE DEAD COW LECTURE
First-year students at the Purdue School of Veterinarian Medicine were attending their first anatomy class with a real dead cow.
They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.
The professor started the class by telling them, "In Veterinary medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor.
The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving an animal’s body."
For an example, the professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the cow, withdrew it, and stuck his finger in his mouth.
"Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students.
The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead cow and, sucked on it.
This was followed by a few minutes of assorted gagging, retching and spitting, etc.
When everyone had finished wiping their faces, the Professor looked at them.
He then said, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger.
Now learn to pay attention. Life is tough but it's even tougher if you're stupid."
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CanuckBob wrote:Good one!!!!
I'm here all week
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Sounds like what a politician would do.
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Jreboll wrote:Sounds like what a politician would do.
It's happening now!
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