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Post by Half & Half on Thu Mar 22, 2018 9:24 am

An elderly gentleman walks into an upscale cocktail lounge. He is in his mid-eighties, very well dressed, hair well groomed, great looking suit, flower in his lapel and smelling slightly of an expensive aftershave. He presents a very nice image.
Seated at the bar is a classy looking lady in her mid-seventies.
The sharp old gentleman walks over and sits alongside her. He orders a drink and takes a sip.
He slowly turns to the lady and says, "So, tell I come here often?"

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Post by Lady Otter Latté on Thu Mar 22, 2018 10:42 am

True story.
A friend tells me she ran into a mutual friend of ours and a new “boyfriend.” The conversation went like this.
“Oh, what’s he like?”
“He was standing straight, walking on his own, no hair sprouting from nose or ears, no stains or crumbs on his shirt front, was polite, and spoke in complete sentences.”
“In other words, he’s a real find.”
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