Grandma jailed for 12 days in Heroin mixup...
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Grandma jailed for 12 days in Heroin mixup...
http://www.thestar.com/news/canada/article/1031016--grandma-jailed-for-12-days-in-heroin-mixup?bn=1
Ya ever wonder if they give intelligence tests to those in authority? This screwup was the fault of CANADIAN border patrol guards. Idiots seem to reside everywhere.
Ya ever wonder if they give intelligence tests to those in authority? This screwup was the fault of CANADIAN border patrol guards. Idiots seem to reside everywhere.
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My first reaction was: Who keeps used motor oil and for what purpose????
(Not that it justifies an arrest and jail-time, but still....)
(Not that it justifies an arrest and jail-time, but still....)
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THE erroneous drug tests that sent Janet Goodin to jail are accurate more than 99 per cent of the time, the Canadian Border Service Agency says.
"False positives occur infrequently -- less than one per cent," Lisa White, a communications agent with the agency, wrote in an email. She said the agency collects data on the performance of its drug-detection technologies and performs "service" on them when necessary.
Karpish said the exhibit was sent for testing to the Health Canada Laboratory "with a rush on it." Once the test showed on May 3 the exhibit wasn't a controlled substance, Mounties said charges were stayed and Goodin was released.
In Canada I thought used motor oil is a controlled substance.
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We always had to get rid of used motor oil at a special location which was set-up twice a year. She probably just forgot it was there.
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And our newly elected conservitive gov't wants to give these keystone cop wannabees guns.
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How much oil does a Mason jar hold??? About a pint, I think. What in the world was someone thinking? Emergency provisions?Parker wrote:We always had to get rid of used motor oil at a special location which was set-up twice a year. She probably just forgot it was there.
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It amounts to being busted for recycling... talk about back-assward. Lizzy
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bobnliz wrote:It amounts to being busted for recycling... talk about back-assward. Lizzy
You got it. HaHaHa!!!
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Lehrer wrote:How much oil does a Mason jar hold??? About a pint, I think. What in the world was someone thinking? Emergency provisions?Parker wrote:We always had to get rid of used motor oil at a special location which was set-up twice a year. She probably just forgot it was there.
Apparently you’ve never canned.
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Parker wrote: Apparently you’ve never canned.
You're right -- but my mother did.
Mason jars "... come in a variety of sizes including pint, quart, half-gallon, and cup...." [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mason_jar] -- so I'm not sure what your point might be.
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Lehrer wrote:Parker wrote: Apparently you’ve never canned.
You're right -- but my mother did.
Mason jars "... come in a variety of sizes including pint, quart, half-gallon, and cup...." [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mason_jar] -- so I'm not sure what your point might be.
Your statement; How much oil does a Mason jar hold??? About a pint, I think. What in the world was someone thinking?
My response; Apparently you’ve never canned.
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I would think the smell of used motor oil would be a clue....The younger generation pays somebody else to change it so maybe they don't have a clue..what used oil smells like...That is awful for that poor old Granny...
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“Liquid O.” That’s the “street name” for liquefied black tar heroin that is currently all the rage.
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I wonder how it would work in the crankcase?
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Parker wrote:
Your statement; How much oil does a Mason jar hold??? About a pint, I think. What in the world was someone thinking?
My response; Apparently you’ve never canned.
Well, I guess I'm just dense. I still don't see your point.
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It's like an episode of Jerry Seinfeld.... 30 minutes about nothing....
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Aw shucks.... out of the mouths of babes... Lizzy
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