A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido,
has cheated him out of $10,000,000.
His bookkeeper is deaf.
That was the reason he got the job in the first place.
It was assumed that Guido would hear nothing so he
would never have to testify in court.
When the Godfather goes to confront Guido about his missing $10 million, he takes along his lawyer who knows sign language.
The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where the money
The lawyer, using sign language, asks Guido, "Where's the
Guido signs back, "I don't know what you are talking
The lawyer tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know
what you're talking about."
The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Guido's head
and says, "Ask him again or I'll kill him!"
The lawyer signs to Guido, "He'll kill you if you don't tell
Guido trembles and signs, "OK! You win! The money is in a
brown briefcase, buried behind the shed at my cousin
The Godfather asks the lawyer, "What did he say?"
The lawyer replies, "He says you don't have the guts to
pull the trigger!
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