Go figure

> A woman was playing golf when she
> took a big swing and fell.
>
> The party waiting behind her was a group from Washington, DC
> that included Barack Obama.
>
> Barack quickly stepped forward and helped her to her feet.
>
>  She thanked him and started to leave, when he said, "I'm
> Barack Obama and I hope you'll vote Democratic in the next
> election.
>
> She laughed and quickly said, "I fell on my ass, not my
> head."LMAO

You have to forgive our conservative friend Jim, because we all need at least one good, conservative, Republican friend. 
Other than politics, he is a great guy.

How ya doin' up there in cactus country, Bud?....swingin' the clubs, I hope.

If Bush and his cronies were there, they would have stepped over the woman's prone body and played through. Then, they would have bombed the golf course next door because they always hated that place anyway. LMAO, amiright?

slainte39 wrote:You have to forgive our conservative friend Jim, because we all need at least one good, conservative, Republican friend. 
Other than politics, he is a great guy.

Jim truly is a "compassionate conservative",and he's demonstrated it thru his actions,a rare species.

Jreboll wrote:All politicians are a bunch of weasels. Only difference is the democrats will throw you a piece of bone once in a while and the republican will tell you how he is fighting for "family values and the American way of life"
Whatever that is. Politicians know how to work us with words and the wealthy 1% know how to work the politicians with money.
Oh, how I like being cynical in my old age.

Ain't that the truth. I loved the one I heard about some Mexican politicos passing out baskets of food which were way beyond their sell date to get votes. Figures.

viajero wrote:

slainte39 wrote:You have to forgive our conservative friend Jim, because we all need at least one good, conservative, Republican friend. 
Other than politics, he is a great guy.

Jim truly is a "compassionate conservative",and he's demonstrated it thru his actions,a rare species.

He ain't really a conservative, he's just been brainwashed into thinking he is.
Definitely compassionate, and I've always thought, and still do, he is really a "closet" liberal.
Come on out into the sunshine, laddie. 

viajero wrote:

slainte39 wrote:You have to forgive our conservative friend Jim, because we all need at least one good, conservative, Republican friend. 
Other than politics, he is a great guy.

Jim truly is a "compassionate conservative",and he's demonstrated it thru his actions,a rare species.

Damn you guys! I miss you Dave and Chris! Chris, I will do my best to live long enough to cancel your vote for Hilleary. You are great guys and I miss you both. How can I post when you hammer me? I came out of the closet.......MY VOTE IS GOING TO THE HONEST Politician! I guess we won't be voting Chris! LMAO

Best regards, Jim

Chris has learned how to vote the Mexican way in US elections, so you are going to have to make a lot of trips to the polls.  LMAO 
 He's just waiting to see how many baskets of food and whether it is beyond the expiry date, that Hillary is passing out down here before we know how many trips that will entail.

Jim W wrote:.MY VOTE IS GOING TO THE HONEST Politician!   I guess we won't be voting Chris!    LMAO
Best regards, Jim

Don't you think you're setting the bar a little high,amigo?

slainte39 wrote:Chris has learned how to vote the Mexican way in US elections, so you are going to have to make a lot of trips to the polls.  LMAO 
 

When in Rome...
BTW,the vote I bought was for Alfaro.

You paid for a vote for someone who was going to be the winner anyway?
That's what I call  

slainte39 wrote:You paid for a vote for someone who was going to be the winner anyway?
That's what I call  

Well,the first vote I bought for him was when he ran for governor and didn't win...
To be honest my wife would have voted for him without the extra incentive,I think she played me..

FYI, I could care about your political position ......we are friends .......F+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++UCK the rest1

As we say down here.....!andale! y !orale! bro.

HMMMmmm.....chris is dealing "extra incentives" for favors.....now you are going to be "en el gancho por mordida", everytime, henceforth.

viajero wrote:

slainte39 wrote:You have to forgive our conservative friend Jim, because we all need at least one good, conservative, Republican friend. 
Other than politics, he is a great guy.

Jim truly is a "compassionate conservative",and he's demonstrated it thru his actions,a rare species.

I am coming out of the closet! I must be a liberal! I agree with the Canadian Supreme Court regarding legalization of medical marijuana.

Sounds about as Liberal as it gets. Chuck the guns in the garbage and you will get honorary Canadian citizenship......jajaja.

PERFECT, CB, as long as I don't have to pay Canadian/Liberal income tax!

Amen Jim!!,