Only in Canada

It's game seven of the Stanley Cup finals and a man in the cheap seats sees an empty one at center ice. He skulks down and asks if anyone is sitting there. The woman sitting next to it sighs sadly and says, "My husband was supposed to be sitting there. We attended every playoff game since 1987 but he died and this is the first time I have come alone."

" That's so sad", said the man. "Maybe you should have brought a friend or relative this time?"

"I couldn't", she said. "They are all at the funeral............"

All I can say to that is

GO HABS GO!!

I'm a Canucks fan myself.

One thing for sure is that this didn't take place in Edmonton.....Jajajajaja.

How do you make Winnie The Pooh ( Canadian ) mad??

Stick yer finger in his Honey!!












sorry...

Haha.........is that you or El Jimador writing the jokes?

A Canadian Winnie the Pooh would share his honey ;)

THE DIFFERENCE IF YOU MARRY A SASKATCHEWAN GIRL


Three friends married women from different parts of the world......


The first man married a Filipino.
He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning.
It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to
see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.



The second man married a Thai.
He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning,
dishes and the cooking.
The first day he didn’t see any results, but the next day he saw it was better.
By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done,
and there was a huge dinner on the table.



The third man married a girl from Saskatchewan .
He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed,
laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal.
He said the first day he didn’t see anything, the second day he didn't see anything
but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little
out of his left eye and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a
sandwich and load the dishwasher.
He still has some difficulty when he pees.