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Post by zenwoodle on Tue Jan 27, 2015 12:40 pm

This is a story of self control and marksmanship. A woman survived a grizzly bear attack with one well placed shot from her itsy bitsy .25 caliber BerettaJetfire.

These are her own words.:

While out hiking in Alberta Canada with my boyfriend, we were surprised when a huge grizzly bear came charging at us out of nowhere. She must have been protecting her cubs because she was extremely aggressive.

If I had not had my little Beretta Jetfire I would not be here today! I yanked it out of my purse and fired one shot. It hit my boyfriend in his kneecap and the bear caught him easily. While the grizzly mauled the poor cripple, I was able to escape by just walking away at a brisk pace.

I love that pistol. I'll find other boyfriends. Beer Beer

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Post by Axixic on Wed Jan 28, 2015 11:31 am

Reminds me of another joke...

Two guys are walking in the woods when a giant grizzly comes storming towards them. One guy immediately drops to one knee and tightens his laces. The other guy says: "What are you doing? You can't outrun a grizzly."

The first guy says: "I don't have to. I just have to outrun YOU."
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Post by Lady Otter Latté on Wed Jan 28, 2015 12:06 pm

A Canadian park ranger is giving some ramblers a warning about bears.
"Brown bears are usually harmless. They avoid contact with humans so we suggest you attach small bells to your rucksacks and give the bears time to get out of your way. However, grizzly bears are extremely dangerous. If you see any grizzly-bear droppings leave the area immediately."
"So how do we know if they’re grizzly bear droppings?" asks one of the ramblers.
"It’s easy," replies the ranger. "They’re full of small bells."
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