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Post by DaveP on Mon Sep 29, 2014 6:58 am

The teacher asked the class to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence.
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> Molly put up her hand and said, 'My family went to my granddad's farm,
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> and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.'
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> The teacher said, 'That was good, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate, not fascinating'.
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> Sally raised her hand. She said, 'My family went to see Rock City and I was 'fascinated.
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> ' The teacher said, 'Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate.'
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> Little Johnny raised his hand.
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> The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before.
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> She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word 'fascinate' so she called on him.
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> Johnny said, 'My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight.'
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> The teacher sat down and cried.
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Post by Pedro on Mon Sep 29, 2014 9:19 am

beauty!-SNORK!
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