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Post by DaveP on Sat Sep 27, 2014 9:26 am

An elderly Jewish couple has been married for 65 years. On their anniversary the wife hollers down from upstairs, "Harry! Come up here. I have something for you!"
Harry shuffles up the stairs, one stair at time and finally reaches the top. His wife then says, "Harry! Come in the bedroom".
Harry follows her into the bedroom to find his wife has hired a beautiful, buxom 25-year hooker for him.
"Here you go, Harry! I love you! Enjoy yourself".
The wife leaves the room and shuts the door behind her. The hooker looks at Harry and says, "Happy anniversary Harry. I'm here to give you super sex!"
Harry looks at the hooker and says, "I'll have the soup!"
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Post by Lady Otter Latté on Sat Sep 27, 2014 10:47 am

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Post by Pedro on Sat Sep 27, 2014 11:08 am

i heard it was a WASP couple from etobicoke and he thought cock a leekie soup was on offer or sex.
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Post by DaveP on Sat Sep 27, 2014 12:58 pm

Pedro wrote:i heard it was a WASP couple from etobicoke and he thought cock a leekie soup was on offer or sex.

Pedro>

Your mind is in the gutter again
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Post by Pedro on Sat Sep 27, 2014 1:02 pm

hardly. ask any scotsman what that soup is.
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Post by viajero on Sat Sep 27, 2014 1:06 pm

Pedro wrote:hardly. ask any scotsman what that soup is.
And for dessert how about some spotted dick?

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