Racism??

Racism?

Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days.

A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Ukranian sausage?"

The clerk asks, "Are you Ukranian?"

The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something.

If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?

Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?

"Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?

Or if I had asked for a taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?

Or if I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"

The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't."

The guy says, "Well then, because I asked for Ukranian sausage, why did you ask me if
I'm Ukranian?"

The clerk replied,
"Because you're in Home Depot."

A Regina man is seeking to join the Regina Police Force.

The Sergeant doing the interview says: "Your qualifications all look good, but there is an attitude suitability test that you must take before you can be accepted."

Then, sliding a pistol across the desk, he says:
"Take this pistol and go out and shoot six natives, six drug dealers, six Muslim extremists, and a rabbit. "

"Why the rabbit?"

"Great attitude," says the Sergeant. "When can you start?"

In Montgomery Alabama a bus driver screeches his bus to a halt...

He yells at all his squabbling pasengers " everyone off of my bus!! "

says " I'm done with it.... I won't have anymore of this Racist Bullshit on my bus!! "

" There will be no more Black and no more White on my bus!! " From now on.... Everyone is Green!! "

" Do you UNDERSTAND ME?? "... " K... everyone back on the bus "

" Light Green up front... Dark Green in the back..."