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Post by Jim W on Wed Jul 16, 2014 4:52 pm

 
 
Sister Kathryn Anne entered the Monastery of Silence.  The Priest said, "Sister, this is a silent monastery. You are welcome here as long as you like, but you may not speak until directed to do so."
 
Sister Kathryn Anne lived in the monastery for 5 years before the Priest said to her, "Sister Kathryn Anne, you have been here for 5 years. You may speak two words."
Sister Kathryn Anne said, "Hard bed." 
"I'm sorry to hear that" the Priest said.  "We will get you a better bed."
 
After another 5 years, Sister Kathryn Anne was summoned by the Priest.  "You may say another two words, Sister Kathryn Anne."
"Cold food" said Sister Kathryn Anne, and the Priest assured her that the food would be better in the future.
 
On her 15th anniversary at the monastery, the Priest again called Sister Kathryn Anne into his office.  "You may say two words today."
"I quit," said Sister Kathryn Anne.
"It's probably best" said the Priest.  "You've done nothing but bitch since you got here."
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Post by hockables on Sat Sep 13, 2014 9:11 pm

Husband and wife had a tiff.
Wife called up her mom and said, "He fought with me again, I am coming to live with you."
Mom said, "No darling, he must pay for his mistake.
I am coming to live with you.

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Post by Lady Otter Latté on Sat Sep 13, 2014 9:57 pm

Thank you, Hocks. In the interest of preserving our friendship, I seldom read jokes Jim posts. But in clicking on a post you had made, I ended up reading both your and Jim´s jokes--and. laughed at both of them. SHOULDA QUIT SOONER....LOL 169387
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