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by CHILLIN Fri Mar 21, 2014 3:32 pm
A man received the following text from his neighbor:
I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you're not around.
In fact, more than you. I'm not getting any at home, but that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't happen again.
The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.
A few moments later, a second text came in:
Damn autocorrect. I meant "wifi", not "wife".
I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you're not around.
In fact, more than you. I'm not getting any at home, but that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't happen again.
The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.
A few moments later, a second text came in:
Damn autocorrect. I meant "wifi", not "wife".
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Re: Auto Correct
by CheenaGringo Fri Mar 21, 2014 3:37 pm
Hocks beat you to it:
http://www.insidelakeside.com/t10992-spelling-error
http://www.insidelakeside.com/t10992-spelling-error
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Re: Auto Correct
by CHILLIN Sat Mar 22, 2014 8:35 am
Wrong again tough guy - I wrote neighbor the American way - not the British/Canadian way, so that Americans could understand it better.
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Re: Auto Correct
by CHILLIN Sat Mar 22, 2014 9:54 am
Once again -huh?
Something seriously wrong with your wiring - get it fixed before you come out to play.
Something seriously wrong with your wiring - get it fixed before you come out to play.
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Re: Auto Correct
by Lady Otter Latté Sat Mar 22, 2014 10:22 am
Oh crap, now we are fighting in the Jokes and Riddles forum? 
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Re: Auto Correct
by CanuckBob Sat Mar 22, 2014 2:46 pm
There are some who will pick a fight no matter where they are......go figure.
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Re: Auto Correct
by slainte39 Sat Mar 22, 2014 5:04 pm
"something wrong with your wiring".....sounds like a tech problem.
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Re: Auto Correct
by arbon Sat Mar 22, 2014 5:55 pm
When Canadian and American kids get wired, their mother say
"Your Grounded" Eh
"Your Grounded" Eh
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