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A man received the following text from his neighbor:

I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you're not around.
In fact, more than you. I'm not getting any at home, but that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't happen again.

The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.

A few moments later, a second text came in:

Damn autocorrect. I meant "wifi", not "wife".

Hocks beat you to it:

http://www.insidelakeside.com/t10992-spelling-error

Wrong again tough guy - I wrote neighbor the American way - not the British/Canadian way, so that Americans could understand it better.

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Once again -huh?

Something seriously wrong with your wiring - get it fixed before you come out to play.

 

Oh crap, now we are fighting in the Jokes and Riddles forum?   

There are some who will pick a fight no matter where they are......go figure.

  

"something wrong with your wiring".....sounds like a tech problem.

When Canadian and American kids get wired, their mother say

"Your Grounded" Eh