Sunglasses at Night

Bootleg laser inplants are being sold at the swapmeet on Washington street in Phoenix AZ...some some this weekend, price is $299.99 price includes installation.

While we are at this topic I may as well ask Why do the motorcycle cops that drive 100cc motorcycles (I have worked on chainsaws with bigger engines) dress like Hell's Angels gone bad??? I suspect that if these guys ever met a group of real bikers they would wet their pants in fear. But I do get a laugh when I see them with their black bandannas on their heads, finger less gloves, black vests, tool belts loaded with all kinds of pouches, and dark sunglasses and they rev up those mighty machines - sounds like a sewing machine convention. Kind of reminds me of a group of Shriners on their minibikes!!!!! I wonder why the circus has not reported them missing????

It's not the size of the tool...

These laser prices will come down. You can now buy a shark with a frickin laser for $12.99 U.S.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/f2eb/

remember how expensive they used to be.

dogperson wrote:While we are at this topic I may as well ask Why do the motorcycle cops that drive 100cc motorcycles (I have worked on chainsaws with bigger engines) dress like Hell's Angels gone bad???  I suspect that if these guys ever met a group of real bikers they would wet their pants in fear. But I do get a laugh when I see them with their black bandannas on their heads, finger less gloves, black vests, tool belts loaded with all kinds of pouches, and dark sunglasses and they rev up those mighty machines - sounds like a sewing machine convention. Kind of reminds me of a group of Shriners on their minibikes!!!!!  I wonder why the circus has not reported them missing????

they also have guns,fool!

CanuckBob wrote:I saw that exact thing happen in one of those "Jackass" movies. I believe it was a little toy car implanted up the guys butt...........jaja.

Was it really a toy car, or just felt like one...with studded snows?       

dogperson wrote:While we are at this topic I may as well ask Why do the motorcycle cops that drive 100cc motorcycles (I have worked on chainsaws with bigger engines) dress like Hell's Angels gone bad???  I suspect that if these guys ever met a group of real bikers they would wet their pants in fear. But I do get a laugh when I see them with their black bandannas on their heads, finger less gloves, black vests, tool belts loaded with all kinds of pouches, and dark sunglasses and they rev up those mighty machines - sounds like a sewing machine convention. Kind of reminds me of a group of Shriners on their minibikes!!!!!  I wonder why the circus has not reported them missing????

Where, Canada?

CanuckBob wrote:But do they have bullets......???

I was wondering the same thing when looking down the barrel of the gun of one of those robbing my home. Almost went for it to find out.

Infidel:
You may have just lost any credibility you might have earned. Telling "sundown type stories" on this forum really doesn't work very well.

CheenaGringo wrote:Infidel:
You may have just lost any credibility you might have earned.  Telling "sundown type stories" on this forum really doesn't work very well.  

You are a fool. The date of the armed robbery was 21 February, 2011. The pistol was a small bore automatic. Like I really care if you believe it or not. Like I said, you are a fool and showed it here once again.

I looked down the barrel of a gun once.
I was cleaning it at the time.   

Once I get my laser beam eye implant I will be getting rid of my gun. Then if I go NOB, Obama will not be able to confiscate my weapon. They will get my laser beam when they pry it out of my cold dry socket--or something like that. I am still working on the slogan.

Once had a jealous hubby try to blow my brains out with a .38 loaded with dum-dum bullets. I lunged at him and just barely deflected the barrel with the very tip of my middle finger. Frigging gun went off right in my face. Big orange flame left a serious powder burn on my forehead...the bullet left a big hole in the wall behind me.

Infidel wrote:

CanuckBob wrote:But do they have bullets......???

I was wondering the same thing when looking down the barrel of the gun of one of those robbing my home.  Almost went for it to find out.

I believe you, but that step from almost...to having done it, is a big one.  Like having your toes on the very edge of the rim of the Grand Canyon and thinking about one more step.

That was probably the wisest decision you ever made.

zenwoodle wrote:I looked down the barrel of a gun once.
I was cleaning it at the time.   

   You might have been safer if it had been in the hands of an assailant.   

Lady Otter Latté wrote: I am still working on the slogan.

How about "If looks could kill - you would be dead right about now".

Or, "Since Looks Can Now Kill, Get The Hell Out of My Sight!"  

slainte39 wrote:

Infidel wrote:

CanuckBob wrote:But do they have bullets......???

I was wondering the same thing when looking down the barrel of the gun of one of those robbing my home.  Almost went for it to find out.

I believe you, but that step from almost...to having done it, is a big one.  Like having your toes on the very edge of the rim of the Grand Canyon and thinking about one more step.

That was probably the wisest decision you ever made.

I still wonder, though, if the gun was loaded.  Now and then.  What if? The perp is still in Puente Grande. Maybe someday I'll ask him.

Smartalex wrote:Once had a jealous hubby try to blow my brains out with a .38 loaded with dum-dum bullets. I lunged at him and just barely deflected the barrel with the very tip of my middle finger. Frigging gun went off right in my face. Big orange flame left a serious powder burn on my forehead...the bullet left a big hole in the wall behind me.

So he was point atour private parts then?

gm

Smartalex wrote:Once had a jealous hubby try to blow my brains out with a .38 loaded with dum-dum bullets. I lunged at him and just barely deflected the barrel with the very tip of my middle finger. Frigging gun went off right in my face. Big orange flame left a serious powder burn on my forehead...the bullet left a big hole in the wall behind me.

I am curious as to how you would know the weapon's caliber and type of rounds it carried?

smint wrote:

Smartalex wrote:Once had a jealous hubby try to blow my brains out with a .38 loaded with dum-dum bullets. I lunged at him and just barely deflected the barrel with the very tip of my middle finger. Frigging gun went off right in my face. Big orange flame left a serious powder burn on my forehead...the bullet left a big hole in the wall behind me.

I am curious as to how you would know the weapon's caliber and type of rounds it carried?

I was warned he had a .38 loaded with dum-dum bullets and was looking for me.