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Post by Jim W on Wed Nov 13, 2013 9:07 pm






HARRY THE EAGLE


One day, Harry the Eagle waited at the nest for Mary, his darling of 10 glorious years.

After a while when she didn't return he went looking and found her. She had been shot dead!

Harry was devastated, but after about six minutes of mourning he decided that he must get himself another mate. Since there weren't any lady eagles available he'd have to cross the feather barrier.

So he flew off to find a new mate. He found a lovely dove and brought her back to the nest.

The sex was good but all the dove would say is .......... 'I am a DOVE, I want to love! I am a DOVE, I want to love!'

Well this so got on Harry's nerves so he kicked the dove out of the nest and flew off once more to find a mate..

He soon found a very sexy loon and brought her back to the nest. Again the sex was good but all the loon would say is........

'I am a LOON, I want to spoon! I am a LOON, I want to spoon!' So out with the loon.

Once more he flew off to find a mate. This time he found a gorgeous duck and he brought the duck back to the nest. This time the sex was great, but all the duck would say was.....






NO, The duck didn't say THAT!

... Don't be SO disgusting!



The duck said....


'I am a DRAKE,
You made a MITHTAKE


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Post by CheenaGringo on Wed Nov 13, 2013 9:11 pm

Must be a Eugene joke?

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Post by Jim W on Wed Nov 13, 2013 9:15 pm

WHAT THE DUCK? 851398  Yer always pickin on me.
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Post by Lady Otter Latté on Wed Nov 13, 2013 9:57 pm

Geez, here ya go trying to entertain and amuse us and Cheena just takes all the fun out of it. Poor, Jim.
Well, I thought it was sort of funny and am sure I would have thought it was hysterical if I was in 6th grade. lol! 
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Post by Jim W on Wed Nov 13, 2013 10:05 pm

WHAT THE DUCK? 851398 
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Post by Lady Otter Latté on Wed Nov 13, 2013 10:17 pm

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Post by Jim W on Wed Nov 13, 2013 10:36 pm

Lady Otter Latté wrote:WHAT THE DUCK? 169387 
It was better for me!Twisted Evil Surte 
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Post by Lady Otter Latté on Wed Nov 13, 2013 11:17 pm

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