For the ladies, it was a man walking////LMAO

A fifteen-year-old Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were

amazed by almost everything they saw but, especially by two shiny,

silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.

The boy asked, "What is this Father?"


The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I've never
seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is."

While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in

walked up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened, and

the lady went between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy

and his father watched the small numbers above the walls light up sequentially.

They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the
numbers began to light in the reverse order. The doors opened and a young
blonde stepped out.

The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his
son... "Go get your Mother."

I guess it deserved a repeat posting?

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Only you Neil.......this must make it really old.....time to hit the delete button....LMAO....Do ya think I would have posted if I knew?  

Just trying to keep you on your toes!

I am exiting stage left Neil, I think I will email to you for critique before posting.....as I have no toes left, or is that right? just crackin up, what a great life we have....Night Bud