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Post by oatsie on Sat Oct 26, 2013 6:07 pm

A guy walks into a bar in West Virginia and orders a white wine.

All the hillbillies sitting around the bar look up from their beer and whiskey, expecting to see some pitiful Yankee from the north.

The bartender says, "You ain't from around here, are ya?"

The guy says, "No, I'm from Canada."

The bartender says, "What do you do in Canada?"

The guy says, "I'm a taxidermist."

The bartender says, "A taxidermist? What in the hell is a taxidermist? Do you drive a taxi?"

"No," says the Canadian "I don't drive a taxi, I mount animals."

The bartender grins and hollers, "It's okay boys. He’s one of us !
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Post by Smartalex on Sat Oct 26, 2013 7:02 pm

Reminds me of Wyoming, where the men are real men...and the sheep are very nervous.
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Post by SnowDaddy on Sun Oct 27, 2013 8:45 am

I thought that was Montana.
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Post by viajero on Sun Oct 27, 2013 11:48 am

I thought that was Alberta.

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Post by viajero on Sun Oct 27, 2013 11:51 am

Hi Oatsie,you sure have a lot of jokes about Americans,do you have any about Canadians or Mexicans you'd like to share?

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Post by CanuckBob on Sun Oct 27, 2013 11:54 am

Nah, they aren't as funny as the American jokes.

BTW....that sheep thing originated in California for sure however it quickly ended when the founder departed to Mexico several years ago. Go figure.....eh!
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Post by viajero on Sun Oct 27, 2013 12:01 pm

Is your name oatsie?
Founder?Founder of what?

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Post by CanuckBob on Sun Oct 27, 2013 12:04 pm

If I have to explain it to ya it ain't funny. Carry on.......
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Post by viajero on Sun Oct 27, 2013 12:32 pm

CanuckBob wrote: Carry on.......
Okay..
A hillbilly girl from Alberta asked her dad if she could borrow the snowmobile to go into town,to which her dad replies,sure but you'll have to give me a blowjob,so she does, but complains,"daddy your dick tastes like shit",to which her dad replies"well your brother borrowed the snowmobile this morning"...

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Post by lunateak on Sun Oct 27, 2013 12:59 pm

Smartalex wrote:Reminds me of Wyoming, where the men are real men...and the sheep are very nervous.
Where men wear 501 Levi's... 'cuz sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.
Where you can buy gloves with Velcro in the fingertips... just ask for Alberta/Montana/Wyoming "love gloves".
Where rubber boots (wellies!) are the first choice in footwear... they hold the back legs of sheep in just the right place.

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Post by slainte39 on Sun Oct 27, 2013 3:37 pm

In Wyoming they are nervous...in Montana, they are just plain f'in scared...except for that special breed called...Montana hos   Very Happy

Love lunateak's short condensed version of the "Missoula manual".

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Post by CanuckBob on Sun Oct 27, 2013 4:32 pm

viajero wrote:
CanuckBob wrote: Carry on.......
Okay..
A hillbilly girl from Alberta asked her dad if she could borrow the snowmobile to go into town,to which her dad replies,sure but you'll have to give me a blowjob,so she does, but complains,"daddy your dick tastes like shit",to which her dad replies"well your brother borrowed the snowmobile this morning"...
Your a first class act Viajero...... I hope you don't kiss yo momma with that mouth....jaja.
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Post by viajero on Sun Oct 27, 2013 6:38 pm

Hey CBob,the OP was a joke by a Canadian about Americans having sex with animals,I was just following the thread.

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