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Post by kipissippi on Wed Dec 15, 2010 10:56 am

Being a modest man, when I checked into my motel, I said to the lady at the desk: "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled"


To which she replied, "No, it's regular porn, you sick bastard."



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Post by hockables on Wed Dec 15, 2010 4:27 pm

I met a girl at the park.

Sparks flew between us instantly,

She fell at my feet and I made love to her.

I thought to myself: "These tasers are really worth the money!"


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Post by bobnliz on Thu Dec 16, 2010 10:49 am

Ewww! lizzy
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Post by hockables on Thu Dec 16, 2010 11:08 am

Blackeye Ya Pedro didn't like it either.... snork

It wuz kinda teetering on the Line...

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Post by gringal on Thu Dec 16, 2010 11:08 am

bobnliz wrote:Ewww! lizzy

I heard somewhere that you can tell a lot about a person by the jokes they like. Hmmmmmmm?

Someone sent me a picture of Sarah Palin wearing a self-satisfied grin under the mounted head of Rudolph, the Red Nosed Reindeer.
I like it. lol!

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Post by hockables on Thu Dec 16, 2010 11:13 am

How's this then...

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Post by gringal on Thu Dec 16, 2010 11:32 am

Good one, Hock. lol!

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Post by hockables on Fri Dec 17, 2010 1:25 pm

A real woman is a man's best friend. She will never stand him up and never let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure
and comfort him after a bad day.

She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live without fear and forget regret. She will enable him to express
his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires.

She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident,
sexy, seductive, and invincible. . .

No wait... Sorry... I'm thinking of beer. That's what Beer does... Never mind.

Beer

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