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Post by Smartalex on Wed Oct 02, 2013 8:58 pm

They have a barroom joke in Mexico:

If you drink Presidente brandy straight up, you need to order something called an "imposible."

Because if you order "Presidente derecho," the bartender may well tell you "Lo siente, eso no es posible."
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Post by hockables on Sat Oct 12, 2013 12:11 pm

"A man walked into his crowded local bar,
Waved his 1911 Colt 45 around and yelled,
"Who in here has been messing with my wife?"
A voice from the back of the bar yelled back:
"You're gonna need more ammo!"

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