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Post by Lady Otter Latté on Mon Aug 05, 2013 3:53 pm

God came to visit Eve in The Garden.
“So, how´s it going?” God asked.
“Everything is wonderful, but there´s a problem. It's these breasts you gave me. The middle one pushes the other two out, and I am constantly knocking them with my arms, and I feel off balance. Having three of them is actually kind of a pain.”
“That's a fair point,” God said. “But I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured you needed half as many, but now I see the problem. I will fix you up right away.”
God reached down, removed the middle breast and tossed it away.
Three weeks later God returned to The Garden.
“Well, Eve, how is my favorite creation doing?”
“Just fantastic but for one thing. You see, all the animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram and the cow has her bull. All the animals have a mate except me. I feel so alone.”
God thought for a moment, then said, “You know, Eve, you´re right again. How could I have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I will immediately create a man from a part of you. Let's see--where did I put that useless boob?”

Now doesn't THAT make more sense than the rib story?

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Post by Jim W on Mon Aug 05, 2013 4:35 pm

Beer SEXIST BUT, Beer 

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Post by Lady Otter Latté on Mon Aug 05, 2013 9:23 pm

A sexist joke here? Now, THAT has never happened before! Beer 

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Post by slainte39 on Mon Aug 05, 2013 10:12 pm

God wanted three??  No more agnosticism for me...see you in church on Sunday.   Very Happy

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Post by Lady Otter Latté on Mon Aug 05, 2013 11:54 pm

He´s a believer! Praise the Lord! cheers 
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