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Post by Jim W on Wed Jul 24, 2013 1:05 pm




Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day, Kate, my wife and I went into town and visited a shop. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.


We went up to him and I said, 'Come on, man, how about giving
a senior citizen a break?'

He ignored us and continued writing the ticket.

I called him an "asshole." He glared at me and started writing another
ticket for having worn-out tires.

So Kate called him a "shithead." He finished the second ticket and
put it on the windshield with the first.

Then he started writing more tickets. This went on for about 20 minutes.
The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Just then our bus arrived, and we got on it and went home.

We always look for cars with "Obama/Biden" stickers.

We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important at our age.




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Post by espíritu del lago on Wed Jul 24, 2013 6:31 pm

Shocked Twisted Evil Thumbs up Jim virtual beer sent to you... salud
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Post by Jim W on Thu Jul 25, 2013 3:25 am

Thank You Espiritu.......We are off like a herd of Turtles......Next stop C D Obregon......then hope to get lucky and hit the Vicam Blockade around 3 tomorrow morning......hope to get lucky as they say no blockade from 8 PM thru 4 AM. Beer Beer 
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Post by slainte39 on Thu Jul 25, 2013 3:34 pm

Jim W wrote:

We always look for cars with "Obama/Biden" stickers.

Well Jim, I guess you would have too...as it's really hard to find those cars with the Romney/Ryan stickers. LOL

Mostly the 47 percenters around here.  Very Happy

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