CRACKS ME UP
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CRACKS ME UP
After both suffering from depression for a while,
the wife and I were going to commit suicide yesterday.
But strangely enough, once she killed herself, I started to feel a lot better.
So I thought, ´Screw it, I'll soldier on!
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Re: CRACKS ME UP
Coming from you Jim, makes it double funny.
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Re: CRACKS ME UP
slainte39 wrote:Coming from you Jim, makes is double funny.
Thanks Bud....going to bed...still cracked me up!
Jim W- Share Holder
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Re: CRACKS ME UP
Okay, it cracked me up too. I may change it to "husband" and use it.
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Lady Otter Latté wrote:Okay, it cracked me up too. I may change it to "husband" and use it.
Oh how feministic!!....but you're a good sport, so I'll laugh right along with ya.
Thanks to Jim, we're all gettin our money's worth.
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Re: CRACKS ME UP
A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlour and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool... After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split.
The waitress asked kindly, 'Crushed nuts?'
'No,' he replied, 'Arthritis.'
The waitress asked kindly, 'Crushed nuts?'
'No,' he replied, 'Arthritis.'
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