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Post by johninajijic on Sun Sep 02, 2012 10:19 pm

A doctor from France says:

"In France , the medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's testicles; we put them into another man, and in 6 weeks he is looking for work."

The German doctor comments:

"That's nothing, in Germany we take part of the brain out of a person; we put it into another person's head, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work."

A Russian doctor says:

"That's nothing either. In Russia we take out half of the heart from a person; we put it into another person's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work."

The U.S. doctor answers immediately:

"That's nothing my colleagues, you are way behind us....in the USA about 3 years ago, we grabbed a person from Kenya with no brains, no heart, and no balls....we made him President of the United States, and now....... the whole damn country is looking for work.


YOU HAD TO HAVE GUESSED HOW THIS WAS GOING TO TURN OUT.



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Post by CanuckBob on Mon Sep 03, 2012 9:26 am

Hmmm........I am not sure how "politically correct" this one is but it made me snort some coffee out my nose......jaja.
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Post by slainte39 on Mon Sep 03, 2012 9:55 am

johninajijic wrote:A doctor from France says:

"In France , the medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's testicles; we put them into another man, and in 6 weeks he is looking for work."

The German doctor comments:

"That's nothing, in Germany we take part of the brain out of a person; we put it into another person's head, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work."

A Russian doctor says:

"That's nothing either. In Russia we take out half of the heart from a person; we put it into another person's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work."

The U.S. doctor answers immediately:

"That's nothing my colleagues, you are way behind us....in the USA about 3 years ago, we grabbed a person from Kenya with no brains, no heart, and no balls....we made him President of the United States, and now....... the whole damn country is looking for work.


YOU HAD TO HAVE GUESSED HOW THIS WAS GOING TO TURN OUT.




More Republican BS thinly disguised ? as a joke. Not funny!!! Shit stirring
Typical for John.

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