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Post by johninajijic on Sat Sep 01, 2012 9:21 pm

The Priest entered his donkey in a race and
it won......

The Priest was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in another race and it won again.

The local paper read:

PRIEST'S
ASS OUT FRONT.

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of
publicity that he ordered the Priest not to enter the donkey in another race.
The next day the local paper headline
read:

BISHOP
SCRATCHES
PRIEST'S
ASS.

This was too much for the Bishop so he
ordered the Priest to get rid of the donkey.

The Priest decided to give it to a Nun in a nearby convent.

The local paper, hearing of the news, posted
the following headline the next day:

NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.

The Bishop fainted.
He informed the Nun that she would have to
get rid of the donkey so she sold it to a farmer for $10..
The next day the paper read:

NUN
SELLS HER ASS FOR $10.

This was too much for the Bishop so he
ordered the Nun to buy back the
donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.

The next day the headlines read:

NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.

The Bishop was buried the next day.

The moral of the story is . . . being
concerned about public opinion
can bring you much grief and misery . .. even shorten your life.

So be yourself and enjoy life.

Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and
you'll be a lot happier and live longer!





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Post by CheenaGringo on Sat Sep 01, 2012 10:25 pm

And the fixation continues! What was that definition of a welcher?

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Post by arturo cuatro ojos on Sat Sep 01, 2012 10:27 pm

I say #6 fits the OP.
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Post by johninajijic on Sat Sep 01, 2012 10:30 pm

arturo cuatro ojos wrote:I say #6 fits the OP.

Is the NUN your wife in this joke or do you pimp her out?
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Post by arturo cuatro ojos on Sat Sep 01, 2012 10:33 pm

Did you find yours at the obits????????
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Post by Ronald on Sun Sep 02, 2012 3:34 pm

Good joke

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