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Post by NoTengoNada on Tue May 15, 2012 8:42 am

A beautiful young blonde boards a plane headed to LA and promptly sits down in first class. The flight attendant comes over and asks to see her ticket. The beautiful young blonde hands it to her. The FA says, "I'm sorry but your seat in row 12 in coach. This is first class." The young girl looks her square in the eye and replies, "I'm young, I'm beautiful, and I'm blonde.I'm going to Los Angeles and I'm staying here in first class." Another FA tries only to get the same results.

The first flight attendant, not wanting to continue this, walked into the cockpit and told the Captain. He smiles and says, "I'll handle this. I've seen this problem before." He walks to the first class cabin tand tells the young girl that he is the Captain and leans over and whispers in her ear. She immediately gets up, apologizes to the flight attendants and walks to her seat in row 12.

The FA's were amazed. They ask the Captain what he said that worked so easily. "I told her that first class wasn't going to Los Angeles."

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Post by Grizzy on Tue May 15, 2012 7:20 pm

lol!
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Post by sandykayak on Wed May 16, 2012 6:24 am

How ab this? The worst part is that it's true! It happened to me!

I was reminded of the DB joke about how she used liquid white-out on her PC screen. Here goes:

I was typing away on the work computer and my vision ain't what it used to be so I put my right thumb and index finger and spread them!!!

I am so used to touch screens!

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Post by merry on Sun May 20, 2012 8:27 am

OK, OK:

A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the Loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says they will need some kind of security, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Mercedes Benz SL 500. The car is parked in front of the bank and she has the title, so the bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.

The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blond for using a $110,000 Benz as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drives the Benz into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 plus interest, which comes to $15.41.

The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"

The blonde replies, "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"
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Post by ferret on Sun May 20, 2012 8:33 am

She may be blonde but she ain't dumb!
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Post by merry on Sun May 20, 2012 8:49 am

Heh this is the blonde jokes category, not dumb blonde jokes category!
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Post by viajero on Sun May 20, 2012 10:42 am

How many blondes does take to make chocolate chip cookies?
Ten,one to make the batter and nine to peel the M&Ms.

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