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Post by Jim W on Mon Jul 27, 2015 7:57 pm

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As a trucker stops at a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Heather and you're losing some of your load."
The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"
Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street. At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door. The trucker lowers the window. Again she says "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"
When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde's car. He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it, he says "Hi, my name is Kevin, it's Winter in Michigan and I'm driving the SALT TRUCK!"
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Post by Flamingo on Tue Jul 28, 2015 11:23 pm

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Post by Pedro on Wed Jul 29, 2015 10:20 am

Flamingo wrote:LOVE ANOTHER BLOND JOKE 10-very-funny-blonde-jokes-21723853

perfect!
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Post by gringal on Wed Jul 29, 2015 10:22 am

Pedro wrote:
Flamingo wrote:LOVE ANOTHER BLOND JOKE 10-very-funny-blonde-jokes-21723853

perfect!
Amen. A men. lol!

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Post by hockables on Wed Jul 29, 2015 10:17 pm

Blonde goes to her Gynecologist... Doc says " Congratulations, you're pregnant "

Blonde begins to cry and says.... " Doc.... are you sure it's mine?"

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