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Post by Lady Otter Latté on Sat Jan 31, 2015 12:29 pm

Dave and Nadine are at the Phoenix airport awaiting their flight. They’re ready to head home to the Canadian winter so are dressed in their heavy boots, parkas, scarfs and mittens.
An elderly American couple standing nearby and dressed in shorts, T-shirts and sandals are intrigued by their manner of dress.
The wife says to her husband, "Look at that couple. I wonder where they're from?"
He replies, "How would I know?"
She says, "Well, you could go ask them."
“Look," he says, “I don't really care. You want to know, you go ask them."
She decides to do just that, walks over to the couple and says, "Excuse me, I’ve noticed the way you're dressed and wonder where you're from?"
Dave replies, "Saskatoon, Saskatchewan."
The woman thanks them and returns to her husband who asks, “So, where are they from?"
She replies, "I don't know. They don't speak English."
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Post by hockables on Sun Feb 01, 2015 10:26 am

A man is alone in an airport lounge. A beautiful woman walks in and sits down at the table next to him.
He decides, because she's wearing a uniform, she's probably an off-duty stewardess.
He decides to have a go at picking her up by identifying the airline she flies for, thereby impressing her greatly.

He leans across to her and says the British Airways motto: 'To Fly. To Serve'.

The woman looks at him blankly.

He sits back and thinks up another line.

He leans forward again and delivers the Air France motto: 'Winning the Hearts of the World'.

Again she just stares at him with a slightly puzzled look on her face.

Undeterred, he tries again, this time saying the Malaysian Airlines motto: 'Going Beyond Expectations'.

The woman looks at him sternly and says:

'What the f*** do you want?'

'Ah ha!' he says...."Air Canada". Beer

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Post by hockables on Thu Feb 05, 2015 12:09 am


Three Newfies were working at the top of a phone tower:

As they start their descent, Jim slips, falls off the tower, and is killed instantly.

As the ambulance takes the body away, John says, 'Well, shit, someone's gotta go and tell Jim's wife.

Joe says, 'OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it.' Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Beer.

John says, 'Where'd you get the beer, Joe?' 'Jim’s wife gave it to me,' Joe replies.

'That's unbelievable, you told the Missus her husband was dead and she gave you a case of beer?'

'Well, not exactly', Joe says. 'When she answered the door, I said to her, "you must be Jim’s widow."

She said, 'You must be mistaken.. I'm not a widow.'

Then I said, 'I'll betcha a case of beer you are.'

Newfies are good at that sensitive stuff. Beer


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Post by hockables on Fri Feb 13, 2015 12:16 pm

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to the Super Bowl game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench.

After the game, he asked her how she liked it.

"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles,

but I just couldn't understand why they were trying to kill each other over 25 cents."

Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, "What do you mean?"

"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game,
all they kept screaming was... 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!'

I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!"

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