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Post by TomQC on Mon Dec 29, 2014 9:07 pm

SCOTTISH STYLE!! (None of that Sissy stuff)


Are ye tired of those weak 'friendship' poems that always sound
good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here are a
series of promises that actually speak of true friendship...
You will see no cute wee smiley faces. Just the stone cold truth
of a great friendship.

1... When ye are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge
against the bastard who made ye sad.

2... When ye are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking ye.

3... When ye smile -- I will know ye are thinking of something that
I would probably want to be involved in.

4... When ye are scared -- I will shake the piss out of ye every
chance I get, until you're NOT.

5... When ye are worried -- I will tell ye stories about how much
worse it could be until YE STOP YER WHINING!

6... When yer confused -- I will try to use only wee words.

7... When ye are sick -- Stay tae hell away from me until ye are
well again. I dinna want whatever ye've got.

8... When ye fall, I will laugh me head off at you, you clumsy arse,
......but I'll help you up.

9... This is my oath .... I pledge it to the end.
'Why?' you may ask; because ... you are my friend.

Friendship is like peein' in your pants, everyone can see it, but
only you can feel the true warmth...
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Post by hockables on Mon Dec 29, 2014 11:07 pm

I've got a few Scot friends .... most of this is probably accurate Beer

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Post by Jim W on Mon Dec 29, 2014 11:35 pm

TomQC wrote:SCOTTISH STYLE!! (None of that Sissy stuff)


Are ye tired of those  weak 'friendship' poems that always sound
good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here are a
series of promises that actually speak of true friendship...
You will see no cute wee smiley faces. Just the stone cold truth
of a great friendship.

1...  When ye are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge
against the bastard who made ye sad.

2... When ye are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking ye.

3... When ye smile -- I will know ye are thinking of something that
I would probably want to be involved in.

4... When ye are scared -- I will shake the piss out of ye every
chance I get, until you're NOT.

5... When ye are worried -- I will tell ye stories about how much
worse it could be until YE STOP YER WHINING!

6... When yer confused -- I will try to use only wee words.

7... When ye are sick -- Stay tae hell away from me until ye are
well again. I dinna want whatever ye've got.

8... When ye fall, I will laugh me head off at you, you clumsy arse,
......but I'll help you up.

9... This is my oath .... I pledge it to the end.
'Why?' you may ask; because ... you are my friend.

Friendship is like peein' in your pants, everyone can see it, but
only you can feel the true warmth...

Good one Tom!
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Post by zenwoodle on Mon Dec 29, 2014 11:48 pm

As an Ulster Scotsman, I can verify the accuracy of those facts. Beer Beer Beer Beer
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