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Post by DaveP on Fri Mar 04, 2011 5:27 pm

THE HORTH WHITHPERER
If you don't laugh out loud at this, you're just not trying!!
A guy calls his buddy, the horse rancher, and says he's
sending a friend over to look at a horse.
His buddy asks, 'How will I recognize him?'
'That's easy; he's a dwarf with a speech impediment.'
So, the dwarf shows up, and the guy asks him if he's looking for a male or female horse.
'A female horth.'
So he shows him a prized filly.
'Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth?'
So the guy picks up the dwarf and he gives the horse's eyes the once over.
'Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth?'
So he picks the little fella up again, and shows him the horse's ears.
'Nith earzth, can I thee her mouf?'
The rancher is getting pretty ticked off by this point, but he
picks him up again and shows him the horse's mouth.
'Nice mouf, can I see her twat?'
Totally mad as fire at this point, the rancher grabs him under
his arms and rams the dwarf's head up the horse's fanny,
pulls him out and slams him on the ground.
The little guy gets up, sputtering and coughing.
'Perhapth I should rephrase that:
Can I thee her wun awound a widdlebit?'
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Post by ferret on Fri Mar 04, 2011 9:23 pm

It's still a great joke but is soooo much better told verbally. Split a gut laughing about 20 years ago when I first heard it.
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