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Post by SunFan on Tue Oct 14, 2014 3:33 pm

A true story told to me by a local Mexican bodyguard.....

Back on July 9th, a group of Chapala bikers were riding through Guadalajara when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge. So they stopped.

Pedro, their leader, a skinny runt of a man of 71, gets off his BSA, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Policia who were trying to talk her down off the railing, and says,

"Hey Baby...whatcha doin' up there on that railin'?"

She says tearfully, "I'm going to commit suicide!!"

While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," Pedro also didn't want to miss this "be-a-legend" opportunity either so he asked ..."Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe, why don't you give ole Pedro here your best last kiss?"

So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that .... and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another even better one.

After they breathlessly finished, Pedro gets a big thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Policia, and then says,

"Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had, Honey! That's a real talent you're wasting, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why the hell are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."

It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed.
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Post by Jim W on Tue Oct 14, 2014 3:59 pm

lol!
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Post by texunsam on Tue Oct 14, 2014 9:18 pm

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Post by CanuckBob on Tue Oct 14, 2014 10:09 pm

Ahhhh........I don't think a BSA would make it on a ride to Guadalajara. They usually break down around Ixthulacan (sp).........jarjarjar!!!
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Post by Pedro on Tue Oct 14, 2014 11:19 pm

actually it broke down right in town today but al will fix the part and then like a real biker i will put it back on myself.
by the way sunfan how is your almost new car looking these days after about the tenth time you have run into a wall-SNORK! damn those walls,always getting in yer way-eh!
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Post by CHILLIN on Thu Oct 16, 2014 2:13 pm

SunFan wrote:A true story told to me by a local Mexican bodyguard.....

It couldn't have been one of Pedro's bodygaurds. They are mad at him for calling them this - they prefer to be known as "male escorts".
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Post by Jim W on Thu Oct 16, 2014 2:37 pm

lol!
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Post by SunFan on Thu Oct 16, 2014 6:21 pm

Pedro wrote:
by the way sunfan how is your almost new car looking these days after about the tenth time you have run into a wall-SNORK! damn those walls,always getting in yer way-eh!

Yer right Pedro. I got a nick in the paint from the garage door that swung closed as I was pulling into the parking space at our hotel in San Blass. I'm glad that gave you so much satisfaction as a passenger. No further damage in the past 6 months. Still pristine.

I was happy that I was able to get your urine stain out of the upholstery in the back seat. How's the kidneys and bladder????

Looking forward to our next fishing trip.

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