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Post by DaveP on Tue Sep 02, 2014 11:28 am

A guy goes into the confessional box after years being away from the Church.
He pulls aside the curtain, enters and sits himself down.
There’s a fully equipped bar with crystal glasses, the very best wine, Sam Adams beer on tap, cigars and liqueur chocolates nearby.
And on the wall a fine photographic display of various women who appear to have misplaced their garments.
He hears a priest come in. “Father, forgive me for it’s been a very long time since I’ve been to confession and I must admit that the confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be.”
The priest replies, “Get out, you idiot. You’re on my side!”
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Post by hockables on Thu Oct 02, 2014 6:22 pm

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Post by CanuckBob on Thu Oct 02, 2014 8:23 pm

Geeesh.....you'd think he played for the Oilers!!!
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Post by Pedro on Thu Oct 02, 2014 9:43 pm

nah,canucks!!
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Post by SnowDaddy on Fri Oct 03, 2014 9:19 am

Oh yaaaa. well who won last night, eh!!!
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Post by Pedro on Fri Oct 03, 2014 10:10 am

by only 2-1 eh!!!
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Post by CanuckBob on Sun Oct 05, 2014 2:05 pm

SnowDaddy wrote:Oh yaaaa. well who won last night, eh!!!

And another whooping last night.
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Post by Pedro on Sun Oct 05, 2014 4:27 pm

only 3-2. ain't exactly a whooping
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Post by hockables on Thu Dec 11, 2014 11:34 pm

Two kids are arguing over whose father is the biggest scaredy-cat.

The first kid says, "My dad is so scared that when lightning strikes, he hides underneath the bed."

The second kid replies,"Yeah? Well, that's nothing. My dad is so scared that when my mom has to work the nightshift,
he sleeps with the lady next door."

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