Gettin Old Bites

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> OLD people have problems that
> you haven't even
> considered
> yet!
> A
> 79-year-old man was  requested by his Doctor for a
> sperm count
> as  part of his physical exam.
> The
> doctor gave  the man a jar and said, 'Take this jar
> home and bring back
> a  semen
> sample tomorrow.'
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> The  next day the 79-year-old man reappeared at the
> doctor's office
> and  gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as
> on the previous
> day.
> The doctor asked what happened and the man explained,
> 'Well, doc,
> it's  like this -- first I tried
> with my right hand, but nothing.
> Then I tried with my left
> hand, but still
> nothing.
> 'Then I asked my wife for help. She  tried with
> her
> right hand, then with her left, still nothing.
> She tried with her
> mouth, first with the teeth in,
> then with her teeth out, still nothing.
>
> 'We even called up Arleen, the lady next
>
> door
> and she tried too, first with both hands, then an
> armpit, and
> she even tried  squeezin'
> it between
> her knees, but still
> nothing ..'
> The doctor was shocked!
> 'You asked your  neighbour?'
>
>
> The old  man replied,
> 'Yep, none
> of us could get  the jar  open.'

  
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