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Post by Jim W on Wed Dec 04, 2013 8:11 pm

Bill Clinton started walking daily near his home.

On each walk he happened to pass a hooker standing on the same street corner, day after day.

With some apprehension he would brace himself as he approached her for what was most certainly to follow.

"Fifty dollars!" she would cry out from the curb.

"No, Five dollars!" fired back Clinton.
This ritual between Bill and the hooker continued for days.

He'd walk by and she'd yell, "Fifty dollars!"

And he'd yell back, "Five dollars!"

One day however, Hillary decided that she wanted to accompany her husband on his walk!

As the walking couple neared the problematic street corner, Bill realized the "pro" would bark her $50 offer

and Hillary would wonder what he'd really been doing on all his past outings.

He realized he should have a darn good explanation for the "presidential candidate".

As they walked into the turn that would take them past the corner, Bill became even more apprehensive than usual.

Sure enough, there was the hooker!

Bill tried to avoid the prostitute's eyes as she watched the pair walk past.



Then, from the sidewalk, the hooker yelled... See what you get for five bucks!?"
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Post by borderreiver on Fri Dec 06, 2013 1:01 am

Ouch, and she hasn't even been nominated yet>
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Post by Jim W on Fri Dec 06, 2013 5:39 pm

LMAO
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Post by slainte39 on Fri Dec 06, 2013 6:57 pm

Jim, let me see if I get this right...

A high class hooker equates Hilary Clinton to $5.00 hooker.

Now, what am I supposed to do.....Beer Beer Beer
....and then....   lol!

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Post by Jim W on Fri Dec 06, 2013 7:11 pm

Remember Slainte.....no matter what your age....always practice safe sex!Smokealot 
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Post by slainte39 on Fri Dec 06, 2013 8:22 pm

Jim W wrote:Remember Slainte.....no matter what your age....always practice safe sex!Smokealot 
For all his dalliances, I'll bet Bill Clinton never paid cash...just embarrassment, humiliation, and reputation, but it never seemed to spill over to his political reputation, or if so, not for long.
She was good woman not to tarnish the office of the Presidency with bitter revenge or ugly divorce proceedings.  She was/is a helluva diplomat.
Sometimes there are bigger things in life than yourself.

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Post by CheenaGringo on Fri Dec 06, 2013 8:56 pm

Jim W:

Make all the fun you wish!

However, the Las Vegas "books" and even the United Kingdom "bookies" are known for setting unemotional odds. Who would YOU speculate would have better odds on most anything political - Hillary Clinton vs Sarah Palin or Hillary Clinton vs Michele Bachmann? Shall I continue with a listing of Hillary vs "most any Tea Party" hopeful?

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Post by Jim W on Fri Dec 06, 2013 9:08 pm

Doesn't matter to me Neil.....I am entitled to my opinions though, as are you.. Benghazi cover up will haunt her if she decides to run.  Personally 2 Bushes was one 1   tooo many, just as 2 Clintons would be 1 tooo many......Just sayin.....I think I'll put my money on the Donald....master of the "Comb over"! I could care less.....BTW, what is a tea party and where is it....I always love a party!Surte 
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Post by slainte39 on Fri Dec 06, 2013 11:33 pm

Jim W wrote: BTW, what is a tea party and where is it....I always love a party!Surte 
I've been trying to arrange one with John, Pedro, and Pete, but so far no RSVP's.   Shocked

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Post by zenwoodle on Fri Dec 06, 2013 11:58 pm

slainte39 wrote:
I've been trying to arrange one with John, Pedro, and Pete, but so far no RSVP's.   Shocked
Like I said. I will pay good money for tickets to that one. Beer Beer Beer
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Post by slainte39 on Sat Dec 07, 2013 12:29 am

zenwoodle wrote:
slainte39 wrote:
I've been trying to arrange one with John, Pedro, and Pete, but so far no RSVP's.   Shocked
Like I said. I will pay good money for tickets to that one. Beer Beer Beer
Prices for tickets are:  50 bucks if you bash Hilary...5 if you treat her kindly. (not trying to be mean, Jim Very Happy )

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Post by Rolly on Sat Dec 07, 2013 12:30 am

She can have the White House if she wants it just as Colin Powell could have had it if he had wanted -- too bad he didn't.
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Post by slainte39 on Sat Dec 07, 2013 12:34 am

Rolly wrote:She can have the White House if she wants it just as Colin Powell could have had it if he had wanted -- too bad he didn't.
All she has to do is run Rolly...to be the next President.  If she doesn't, she will just go into the history books.

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